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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Long and Possibly Boring

ok so im taking five courses this semester or whatever and all of them are kinda like stress-free..i fnk so sha. well there is this particular class i have, its so friggin long, its 3hrs long and i have it once a week, its Theatre appreciation..i dunno what possessed me to register for that class sef. newaiz sha, lemme yarn u guys how i survive in that class...

TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE A LONG AND POSSIBLY BORING CLASS
1.)make sure u get to class early, so that u can get a good seat, well its not like there are alot of people in d class but just for tardiness sake, be in class early...
2.)make sure u bring ur bag, or ur book-binder wiv ur notebook, textbook and ofcourse ur pencil pouch containing all ur necessary writing materials(organization is key)
3.)have a scrap book or scrap paper on d side as well
4.)make sure u take a bottle of water or soda or jucie or whatever...but not alcohol cuz u need it, in my case i need it cuz my instructor brings us crackers and cookies and candies and chocs and all so i need a drink and ish...
5.)when the lecture starts, dont think, mehn this is gonna be a long and boring class so im not gonna listen..try listening at first but if ur attention keeps driftng away then u are certain its a boring class.
6.)next, grab ur scrap paper or scrap book and write stuff down, draw stuff just be creative.(creativity is key here)
7.)never disrespect her by bringing out ur fone or ur ipod or ur cdplayer or ur walkman or ur mp3 or ur zne or whatever
8.)when she gives u a ten minute break, use it wisely, well what i wud do is, sharply bring out my fone, text sum1 or log on to yahoo messenger or go on facebook or whatever sha.
9)when the break is up, put ur fone away, cuz u know she is gonna put up a movie
10.)dnt get too excited cuz its one of those antiquated ones...uughhh!!! movies like "kiss me pertruchio" or "medea"....rubbish and nonsense gba!!!
11.)u know she will turn off d lights
12.)so when the movie starts, watch a lil bit but then when u start feeling sleepy, do not fight nature, that is mother nature calling(obedience is key)
13.)take a nice position on ur desk and u can go ahead and drift away, make sure u dont snore oooo..cuz she will just catch u...
14.)towards d end of d movie make sure u force urself to wake..i know ind ur dream this is d part where u kiss ur prince-charming or ur cindarella..but sorry ehn, u will continue that dream at home...pele
15.)d movie ends at about 3.20pm on d dot...but dnt leave class immeadiately, take ur time cuz she mite announce important information...so wait for her to start packing up her thing and then u may leave.
16.)walk staright to d bathroom, ladies straighten, put some more lipgloss on..feel like "lil mama"...hehe..dudes u dnt need to straigthen up
17.)walk out of d bathroom feel good about urself and when u get home...go and jack like a MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
this way, u wont get lost in class...
this concludes my life in THEATRE APPRECIATION 101!!



i wrote this note in february...
and by d way i dropped the class!! ugh!!!...lolz

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! u r very crazy..lol...very funny mehn! lol

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